Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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hijinksensue:
A MAGICAL thing happened to me at Starbucks last night. My wife and I were witness to quite possibly THE WORST first date any two human beings have ever had. I live tweeted the whole thing and have collected the unbearably awkward joy for you HERE. I don’t know why I was chosen to receive this gift, but I will do my best to honor it and share it with the world.
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That very last tweet omg](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vv02gyae1qb4neno1_500.jpg)
A MAGICAL thing happened to me at Starbucks last night. My wife and I were witness to quite possibly THE WORST first date any two human beings have ever had. I live tweeted the whole thing and have collected the unbearably awkward joy for you HERE. I don’t know why I was chosen to receive this gift, but I will do my best to honor it and share it with the world.
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That very last tweet omg
Pete Wentz & Bronx (May 21)
aww look at pete being a daddy
Dr Micah : hey I just met you
Dr Micah : and this is crazy
Dr Micah : but my band is rehearsing tonight,
Dr Micah : so jam with me maybe
(Source: peterickk)
Q: do patrick's sideburns ever make you jelous?
Pete: yeah they wink at me all the time and say stuff like "dontcha wish you were this close to patricks ears?" oh wait did you mean like jealous like i cant grow cool sideburns?
Q: Pete, whats yur fav thing to do with a knife? a. stab your self b. stab the guy next to you thats hittin on yur gurl c. stab the monsters in your dreams d. carve in a tree how much luv u have for life
Pete: Butter my bread and cut patricks pancakes up into little bites for him.
If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means ‘flunk’.
Lemony Snicket (via nostorybook)
Rule 1: IF TUMBLR’S CREATOR COMES UP ON YOUR DASH, YOU MUST REBLOG.
yes!!!!!!!
How does this not have 45724076207424729837562394857461943174561439 notes?!
^ Because some people aren’t following the rules.
Bitches you better be following the rules and reblogging this
Fuck da rule number 1, I just want to thank him!
(Source: ofsparrowsandmockingjays)
(Source: sircorymonteith)
NEW - Elementary - 4 min Exclusive Preview uploaded for people who live outside the U.S & are blocked from watching it on youtube…here ya go!
The more I see of it, the less I want to see… And do you know why? Because it’s just BORING!!!!! Incredibly dull… in fact, I’m writing in my sleep…
(Source: heytinafey)
“Tony Stark”
(via Reddit)he’s got no pants under the suit
never not reblog
